My face, your lap - Perfect R&R 4 U

First name

Brian

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Old, overweight Oral Catcher only ISO Horny Pitcher(s) who just want a no hassle blow job with no expectations or reciprocation. NSA, No Mutual Action. Just get it out, get it wet, get it up, get it off, get gone. Use my warm, wet, willing mouth for your nutting pleasure, then be on your way. NSA, No Recip. Let this old load lumper provide a "comfort station" for U. Lick, nibble, pull, suck the ballsac; lick, bob, nibble, tug, swirl, stroke, suck, dt, slurp Willie; and gulp, swallow the fruits of our labor! May even caress your bod? Faves are Mature UC Mex/Hisp/Lat Papis, but am an Equal Opportunity CnC Ho, so open 2 all stiffies/trosuer snakes/rosy one-eyes in need of a quick release Stop-n-Go.

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

Heavyset

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

pipe cleaner, wood polisher

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Tv, Internet, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

my face in your lap

I've Always Wanted To Try

2 or more

My Friends Describe Me As Being

I Don't Have Any Friends

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

help out as many men in need as I can B 4 I croak

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

flirting, feeling, stroking, licking, sucking

What Do You Find Attractive?

Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

1 who knows what he wants and makes it known - subtly or overtly.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Oral Sex, Group Sex