easy on the eye & str8 and normal acting

First name

Les

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm a total oral bottom (and more) and will be committed to serve whomever I hookup with--I live alone and would love to have just one regular hookup--we get along, maybe even do stuff together, might end up living together?--I Need a guy who is not interested in dicks or my little dick (besides the fact that it has to be there) but craves abusing my titties and nipples and "man pussy"...he is always horny and needs me to service him whenever and wherever he wants and for as long as he wants--we also laugh together as well as watch TV and just generally hangout together but you're always in charge. Very into cars, camping, love the outdoors--I live on a lake which is part of a nature reserve and love just sitting on the patio with a cuppa joe and stare at the .water and watch the critters-like to watch sports on TV if I have someone to watch with--was married for 12 years, have 2 kids (grown and gone)--had a lover (real husband--he had 4 kids) were together roughly 18 yrs until he died at 42(!) from a heart attack--it was all good--he was definitely the husband (and total top) and I was clearly the "wife" but I need to be clear that I am not interested in acting feminine or wearing funny clothes etc--I just know my place with the right kind of man and still in public no one would ever think either one of us was gay (and that's how it should be (its none of their business anyway) I played piano bars for roughly 20 years and no man ever approached me for anything except to shake my hand or request a song for his girl.
I hope someone will respond to this because it could really happen for us--who knows eh?
Les

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

My Hair Is

Grey

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Contruction / Craftsman

My Job Title Is

woodworker and auto sculptor

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Music, Tv, Movies, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

coffee/drink....casual, talk, flirt, you talk dirty to me and make me squirm, eye contact, you total top/me total bottom, hold hands maybe fool around a little....touchy-feely(?)

I've Always Wanted To Try

....pretty much done whatever I wanted to do...all things considered--money, situation etc, ya know?

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

stay healthy and happy and tight with my kids

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Jazz, Latin

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Humor, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading, Erotica, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

driving around, camping, watching TV, movies, hangin' out, being in nature and/or around water (live on a lake)

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Power, Boldness, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

ultimately a good man who is sexually aggressive and masculine and normal acting/appearing like I am with a sense of humor and loves to laugh like me (at me?)....easy on the eye and hung would be nice too....and who is not into the gay community or "the bars" etc....just a average, funny, easy-going dude...if you're into cars, that's a plus...I like to feel safe and "protected" under his control and we are both together as one strong unit(!?)

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Other, Oral Sex, Anal Sex